对美女都说些什么丫？

您在苦恼吗？当您看到一个美女。。大脑里总是在幻想的对白却变成一片空白。。。当您要张开嘴巴说话的时候。。。

喉咙里却发不出声音？以下这些pick up lines将会帮助您在最尴尬的时候冒出一点幽默的气泡．．

由Kanina斑竹精心选出的句子。。。已把那些特别 vulgar 或者是不尊重别人的剔除。。。　

当一个美女听到你对她说这些甜言蜜语的时候。。。即使她不说yes, i do ...or yes, i will....
她也会偷偷的笑一下。。。说。。好可爱的男孩哦。。。。这么讨人喜欢。。。当然。。那个女孩子
要懂得你在说什么。。。而且很多都很cheesy 的。。。但是那样才让人开心了拉

my final words of advice: use these with caution as well as sensitivity ...if you see that the
girl to whom you are speaking to is unable to understand, or does not appreciate you talking
to her in this way, for all means ... STOP!
ｏｔｈｅｒｗｉｓｅ．．．ｅｎｊｏｙ ^^

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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

你被逮捕了吗？　长得那么好看。。绝对是违法的



Hi, I'm new in this town - do think I could get the directions to your house?

你好 我是新来这个城市的。。。你可以告诉我怎么去你家吗？



Can I flirt with you?

我可以和你调情吗？ （可爱的傻。。。那种）（你要是帅哥， 女孩会觉得你可爱。。你要是青蛙。。她们白你一眼就不理你了）



Be unique and different, just say yes.

做独特的。。不同的。。。说是 （同意）就可以了 。。。（这个是男生在暗示别的女孩没有同意要做他的女朋友过。。。我觉得这个超可爱还很幽默。。。。你要是问一个女孩做你女友， 她微笑着不说话。。。你来这句就好了。。。如果她能听懂， 绝对笑出来）



You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!

你今天是个很坏的女孩 （做坏事那种）。。现在去我的房间！（一般是爸爸妈妈对坏事的孩子说。。让他们去他们自己的房间反省。。。在这里是去男的房间）



I'm good at math, U+I=69

这个。。。我不解释了。。。你如果看不懂。。。你可能不够年龄看这个帖子



Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

请帮帮无家可归的人。。。把我带回你家吧



You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

你像一个字典 - 你让我的生命加上意义



Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it's bad, it still pretty darn good.

真的，亲爱的。。。做爱就像一个比萨。。。即使是个不好的。。。它还是不错啦 (如果你喜欢吃pizza...而且你对自己的做爱技术/size有信心）



You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

你知道他们说皮肤是最大的器官？。。对我而言。。那是不正确的　　（哈哈哈哈哈。。如果你很小。。。不要用这个。。。笑死了）




You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

你太美了。。。你是太阳闪烁的一个原因




Excuse me, can I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

对不起，我可以要你的电话号码吗？　我好像把自己的给丢了



It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

我掉入爱河了。。是不怪我自己的。。。因为你把我绊倒了


If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

如果我说你有很好的身材。。。你会把它贴到我身上吗？　（２个意思。你会生气吗？） this one's a play on words....



What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

这个太搞笑了　。。。　中国人阿。。。学数学阿。。。。看看吧。。。。




Do you have a quarter? ... Sorry, my mom told me to call her when I meet the girl of my dreams.

你有　２５cents 吗？（电话费）。。。对不起。。。我妈妈说当我遇到我梦中爱人的时候。。。给她打个电话



Ｈi, I make more money than you can spend.

当你想追得是个典型上海女孩　．．．个人bias　ｈａｈａ



Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

你有没有葡萄干？ 没有？ 那约会 （枣）怎么样？需要是英语 -。= 中文说出来不make sense



最后一个。。。哈哈。。。笑

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

你有男朋友吗？
没有？ 想要个吗？
如果有： 想要另外一个吗？
～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～｀

大家。。。来。。。笑个。。。。其实大部分还是可以用的。。。很可爱哦

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so are you gonna use these to pick up girls now?    

i\'ll try

hahahaha ... report to me afterwards.... i wanna know the results la ^^ ur stock sucks....-.=

dude,,   so easy 2 hook up chickz in winnipeg,,
1.wass up babygirl
2.u got beautiful eyes (or just like u r so hot,)
3.wouldya like spend nite 2gether

da most important, don\'t be like geek,lol,, chickz like funny guyz, becuz we r asian,so if u wunna hook up white chickz, u gotta be like kinda kool or wutever,, not all da white chickz like asian guyz, and not all da asian guyz like white chickz, winnipeg is sorta different from other place,,not a international city,, nobody know nothin\' about china ,they still thinkz all da chinese got pig tail and \"Moth balls, Dried squid\"..lol...... u gotta chance their mind,, chinese guyz r kickz ass...


da most kool one just like stifler,,just jump in da party ,\"i got 10 inch penis. AROUND\"   lol
or just like quagmire \"u must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.\" when i saw da show ,i was laughin\' my ass offffffffffffff



btw,, thatz just 4 white chickz. if u talk like that 2 chinese chickz, most of em\' just runnin\' alway,,,lol

[ 本帖最后由 fire1117 于 9-12 04:53 编辑 ]

yea thanks.... although i doubt ppl who actually read bbs will want to use that to pick up white chicks... it\'s funny though ^^ btw ... don\'t use so many \"z\" s ...although it may seem cool ... it should be used in moderation, or you\'ll start sounding very immature

loooooooooool,,, i m alway like 8 years old, and doin\' stupid thin\'zzzz...........hohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
arty kickz asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzzzzzzz

有没有和帅哥搭讪D？嘿嘿

u bet,,, just pretend u dont\' know how 2 speak english,,, lol,, da most important is 2 be like \"asian\" chickz,,ahahahhahahahhaha