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小孩打911求助数学题 我囧=。=!!!

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is? [url][/url]
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
I pray for this heart to be unbroken

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Lou  曼省名人  发表于 2009-4-14 00:07:46 | 显示全部楼层
下次也打打看看
故事中的我们,在演自己的人生

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jason113  曼省名人  发表于 2009-4-14 00:21:56 | 显示全部楼层
不错不错 考试的时候试试~
keep. drifting·

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苏苏  曼省名人  发表于 2009-4-14 00:25:53 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈  太可爱了~

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lookey  曼省名人  发表于 2009-4-14 02:11:42 | 显示全部楼层
真是太可爱了。我不行了。
生命里一些人,一转身,就是一辈子。

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